Having lived in this land of the U.S of A i have encountered a lot of stuff but none as disturbing as the fact that there is a very huge number of Gay people..(don't get me wrong, i love to see some girl on girl action) but the whole boy thing is just disturbing. The other thing i have realized is that American girls suck dick way better than Kenyan girls. (I know you are probably asking what gay dudes and american girls have in common). Well i have been thinking about that and realized that both of this two species like to suck dick. so i ask why?
I have been doing some research/observations of late and i have come to the following conclusion...but before i tell you whatt i have come up with let me state that i don't believe that one is born gay!!! I think, and my research will show, that parents are the source of all the dudes being gay. i don't blame the parents entirely coz as i will show, i thank them for the ability of this girls giving such great head.
Have you ever head of this thing called the pacifier???just in case you didn't know, it is that kathing that this parents give their kids to suck on so that they don't cry or some shit like that. Anyway most american born kids have had this in their mouths for prolonged periods of time when they were little. So you can imagine these kids just suck on this things for hours on end. As the saying goes practice practice makes perfect, this is what this pacifier does to this kids. They suck on it for too long that they become experts in the field of sucking. When this kids grow up there are no longer given a pacifier to suck on hence the need to suck on other stuff. The only suckable thing out there happens to be bwana nani, so as a result the girls are already experts from birth and the weak species of boys (who cannot get over the urge of sucking stuff) become dick loving individuals...
So my recomendation is that if you are a parent and you have a son don't give then the pacifier as the results might be dire. However, if your kid is a girl (african parents note this) give you them the pacifier as we all know that a girl that can give excellent and loves to give head can keep a guy and a marriage....
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your style of writing is similar to sleekrick. keep it up!
SLAP it left,
SLAP it right,
stick it out SLAP across and stick back in.
Now jam your busta even harder.
Make her scream, make her shout.
Now don't forget her squishy squishy bubbles shake it up, shake it down
pull her button up then pull it down
Repeat the process till she pass out,
SLAP it left,
SLAP it right,
stick it out SLAP across and stick back in.
Now jam your busta even harder.
Make her scream, make her shout.
Now don't forget her squishy squishy bubbles shake it up, shake it down
pull her button up then pull it down
Continue this process till your beast is satisfied,
If that beast ain't satisfied while shes passed out then these three process must be done. SLAP SLAP SLAP woman wake yourself back up I ain't done.
Yo dawg wha sup aight peace.
U are crazy.
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